7 worse things you would say to someone who just got dumped.

Number 7 - I guess now is a good time to tell you that I saw her kissing Derek in the movies a couple times.
Number 6- Since you two are through you wouldn't mind if I took her out to a movie this weekend?
Number 5- Think of it this way, now you can spend more time with the boys.
Number 4- Maybe you should have got a nicer car!
Number 3- Go hit some things it takes the pain away
Number 2 - She was a bit out of your league any way I don't know how you pulled it of in the first place.
Number 1- There are plenty of fish in the sea.

7 reasons to turn down a marriage proposal

1. Your girl friend is Pregnant and the only reason your marrying her is to give the baby a "true father", and to stay close to a baby. (Not a good reason at all)
   
2. The girl is Charming and you love her but the truth is your not IN love with her vs just plain old friendly love.
3. You want a big wedding for fun and you ask the first girl you see.
4. You and your girl friend always fight and it is a struggle she throws things at you. Trust me it gets 10 times worse after marriage.
   
5. Her answer to your proposal is a total joke not serious at all and you feel like she isn't taking it serious.
6. deep down in side you want to take of and leave if your not ready then simply you are not ready to get married.
7. The girl is a weird queer and all she wants is to get married and does n't have feelings for you the way you do and is crazily obsessed, and on the first date she asks questions about having a future with you.